The Welsh translation on this well-publicised sign in Swansea reads: “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated”. This was an automated reply to the request for the translation, but was taken as the words that were needed.

The must-have pet accessory for nosey dogs everywhere. Visit www.petpeek.info. Yes, there really is a website dedicated to this product!

An intriguing juxtaposition of door, balcony and railway line. Let’s hope there’s permanent signalling problems upstream somewhere.